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Pride People, PRIDE!

People in the UK love a good moan more than any other people. Why? Beats me. I know we have the financial abilities of a lame ten year old, but what about all the good stuff? Tea is one of the paramount things we should appreciate more. In some countries, you see, such as In Germany, it’s easier to acquire a rare Taiwanese bird-of-prey than a decent cup of black tea. Europe may be expert when it comes to coffee and language, but as far as Tea is concerned the place is a dead-zone.

But in Great Britain it’s not like that. You only have to go five feet to find strong proper tea-bags. That’s why we should stop our moaning and focus on the important things: friends, family and most importantly worshipping Tea.

I may seem like a fanatic, and perhaps I am, but who cares? Fanatics are what drive the world. Ever heard of an unenthusiastic Nobel-Prize Winner? A speech that goes something like “yeah, good isn’t it? Did it totally by accident, no idea how. Nice to get this award and that but I really must be off down the pub”. So OK, I will come out and admit it: I am a Tea fanatic. But all that means, in simple terms, is that I would lay down my life to save a packet of 250 Yorkshire Tea Bags. But is that so unusual? Who hasn’t died for something they love? Yep, I am just like you. Only I love Tea more than anything on planet Earth, which can make conversation with my workmates at lunchtime a little bit awkward sometimes. But I don’t care. Tea comes first, and that’s what everyone should be thinking. A little more positivity people, that’s what we need. I’m not asking you to chuck yourself in front of a speeding train to save tea or put on your asics running shoes and run a marathon for tea—although it would show commitment—I am just asking you to think about Tea!